Would You Be Jealous?
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Last night in New York – the premiere of The Tudors Season 2.
Wanna play “make a story”? The tabloids do it all the time, simply by looking at photos and conjuring smut from just one frame. In this case, several suggestive frames. Have a look…
Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his ubiquitous medicated freaky eyes with long time girlfriend Reena Hammer. And also, JRM posing alongside his horny looking co-star Natalie Dormer who was trying to make love to the camera all night long. Now there’s the look of a famewhore, non? And those are the eyes of a bitch who won’t care if that’s your man. Trust.
Check out the competitive glance over her shoulder at Reena. Note how she’s drawing him in with her cleave and a little open mouthy, inviting him to smell her, leaving Reena off in the corner trying not to care.
Would you be jealous?
I’m a petty bitch. Of course I’d be jealous.
PS. If anyone can rock a skinny tie, it’s JRM. Love the suit. Hate the perv stache.
Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com
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