What Else?

Joshua Jackson features in the mailbag this week. Here he is at the Doctor Odyssey premiere, proceeding down the silver fox road. (Go Fug Yourself)

Generally not here to yuck anyone’s yum, but fridgescaping remains the dumbest f-cking thing I’ve ever heard of. Organizing your fridge is one thing—everyday items to the front, occasional items to the back—but twinkle lights, flower vases, and picture frames? Ma’am, I have edible food to store. And for the record, Martha Stewart isn’t into it because she, too, is using her fridge for food. (Popsugar)

Lots of wild news today, including that North Carolina’s current lieutenant governor and candidate for full governor, Mark Robinson, has a disturbing online history. It’s not that he has accounts on Ashley Madison and Nude Africa that gets to me. It’s that he doesn’t know better than using his government name on porn sites—you shouldn’t be in charge of anything if you don’t know how to set up a fake account in the year of our lady 2024—and that his screen name is “Black Nazi”. Behavior trolls always say we call everyone we don’t like for any reason Nazis and that’s overdoing it, but when they call themselves Nazis…? (Celebitchy)

If you’re enjoying Slow Horses, which it seems like more and more people are, then you MUST read Brian Grubb’s weekly “incompetence index”. Not only is Brian hilarious in any context, but this is the definitive ranking of the least effective members of Slough House. It’s a perfect companion to the show. (Vulture)