Pip eats without his ass
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As my mother would say… Why this happening?
Pipsqueakweasel Justin Timberlake eating out without his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel? Impossible!
Yet here he is – JT last night photographed outside a restaurant in Beverly Hills and no Shelfy in sight, which only means that we’ll be seeing Shelfy clinging to her Pippy very, very soon, lest you forget he has a girlfriend. Don’t forget he has a girlfriend! Don’t forget her name is Shelf Ass!
On a positive note… he looks amazing in those jeans.
Photos from Flynetonline.com
