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I reported earlier that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s people were trying to force through a contract obliging journalists covering the Love Guru junket to report only what they approved.

According to Sharon Waxman the studio has since backed down in the face of mounting resistance. In other words, Pippy got bitchslapped and is retreating with his balls tucked up further than they’ve ever been before.

Bet your ass implants that he’s probably sulking in a corner about it. How appropriate. That a boy dating a girl who has mastered the art of the paparazzi tip-off is trying to control the coverage surrounding his movie.

Still… all is now as it should be. Pippy sat DOWN.

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