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LaineyGossip.com and eTalk exclusive!

Have just heard exclusively from a solid source that Justin Timberlake has signed on to Mike Myer’s next film – The Love Guru – to start shooting this fall in Toronto. Pip is acting again! This time a comedy – definitely his strong side, if there is one where his acting is concerned. No word yet on his role…

Jessica Alba is already confirmed to co-star. Shelf Ass better look out!

UPDATE: Paramount has confirmed Justin Timberlake in the role of a player for the LA Kings. Can Pip skate?

The movie is about the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup. Mike is a lifelong fan. We lifelong Leaf fans love to dream...

Sigh.

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