Oh look who was an asshole
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Leave it to that f-cker Justin Timberlake to break my couples streak today. But I couldn’t resist with this after Sue sent it over.
As mentioned earlier, JT played in the Celebrity Scramble yesterday at Medinah during Ryder Cup week. He is the US Team’s Ryder Cup Ambassador. In other words, he’s there to represent the side, to honour the game. Local reporters confirm that all the celebrities who were there accommodated the media and happily gave interviews about the experience...except...oh what a surprise...
Justin Timberlake.
In fact, according to Windy City Live, Justin punked off the press. Like they’d be asking him GOLF questions - how did the course play! Say Go USA Justin! - and the big man kept walking because, like, you know, just be happy he showed up, OK you pieces of sh-t trying to suck up his time? Leave the Pipsqueak alone, don’t you know, don’t you know he’s too busy, too important, too ABOVE YOU??? Justin Timberlake is a proper actor. He works with the Coen Brothers and Clint Eastwood. He wants an Oscar. He’s a gold star and we are dust, nothing but dust.
See video below. Start at the 4 minute mark.
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