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He’s walking her dog. She made sure we’d see he’s walking her dog – this is Justin Timberlake out and about with Jessica Biel’s remaining pet.

Yesterday he was feeling crabby and took it out on a pap. Today it’s a much healthier outlet for his aggression. I noted that Pip’s pissy mood was a result of losing out on the Green Lantern – like a petulant child, accustomed to getting what he wants, and then being told no to a cookie, Pips is stomping around in a tantrum.

But there could be other reasons. Thanks to my “black twin” Maya for pointing it out yesterday in an email – could JT’s foulness have anything to do with the fact that he was completely excluded from MJ memorials?

I totally forgot until Maya reminded me – Justin totally pussy’d out on Janet Jackson after the Superbowl nipple situation. He let her take the heat and shrank away like a ball-less little punk. Of course they haven’t forgiven him. Of course he’s still unpopular among the Jackson faithful. And of course he’s sulking about it still…

Remember when he was crying on Punk’d? CRYING.


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