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Kate Beckinsale was photographed at LAX the other day completely blonde. She is supposed to start shooting a new Underworld soon. Not sure if this is the reason. But first, a holiday in Mexico with her husband and her daughter, showing off a siiiiiiick body in a frilly baby girl bikini.

I want that stomach. Especially today. Sleep is the best way, at least for me, to get rid of bloat. When I don’t sleep, and it’s been an allnighter, my stomach distends with my word count. Right now, it’s big and hard, like a rock. A stomach should be like a balloon, with a knot you can untie to let the air out.

Anyway, as you can see, Kate Beckinsale doesn’t have that problem.

You know what I like about her body? It’s not a bony body. I mean, she’s thin, yeah totally. But her legs aren’t chopsticks. Hers arms won’t snap if you touch her. She looks like she works hard for it. That there is certainly a lot of discipline involved. But nothing approaching abuse.

I suppose, for Kate, it’s the upside of two years of unemployment in Hollywood.


Photos from Flynetonline.com and G Tres/Splashnewsonline.com

Kate Beckinsale at LAX, Kate Beckinsale on holiday in Mexico

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