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I am all over the dress. Love the colour, love the detail, love the way her nipplies are strategically covered but tantalising within reach - definitely a winner. But the concave chest is a crime. And slathering oneself with oil to accentuate said crime is even more worthy of our scorn. Such a shame because her breasts are actually rather appetising and her head does look less looming than it has in appearances past. Think of the improvement if she just gained a mere 5 pounds!!! Why is it that everyone is allergic to food in this town?

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