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Totally projecting here but check out the difference. First it"s Kate at the D&G event in Cannes, all dead eyes and lifeless starving body sans Orlando. Then it"s a much more spring and summer living and breathing Kate with her delicate little boy in London. She"s a pretty, pretty girl and that is a pretty, pretty dress. Too bad it doesn"t have a good body to wear it. Those knock knees look 85 years gold. And vacillating from walking corpse to lovesick starving corpse is never a good thing. All this for a three whisker fairy like Orlando Bloom? It"s a damn shame, y"all. It"s a damn shame. Photos via Saving Face

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