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Kate Bosworth looked really good last night at the Burberry party in LA. I wish this Burberry dress could be part of my life. Desperately.  

Anyway, Kate brought her new boyfriend, director Michael Polish, to the event. I’m not sure she goes anywhere without him anymore. This must be why she calls him her “life partner”. A life partner who turned up in her life like 5 minutes after Alexander Skarsgard broke up with her. A life partner who doesn’t mind being seen with her, holding her hand when the cameras are around, nuzzling her neck on the red carpet...

Was it dicky of Alex not to want to do that? Well, it would have been dicky if he was withholding his affection deliberately just to be a dick (Chris Martin). But if he was simply refusing to whore himself out to his girlfriend and her publicist, and wasn’t in the mood for love displays when the paps were called, that might be a different situation altogether.

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