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Kate Upton was the worst for me at the Met Gala. So everything else is almost an improvement. I don’t hate this dress as much as I could have hated something else. Not exactly a compliment but also not a balls-out criticism either...? She’s just, I mean, she’s not that girl, you know? You can tell from the hair. What kind of a supermodel actually opts for this hair?

Kate Upton at AmfAR's Cinema Against Aids gala 2012

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