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America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like.

Wonder if Katie will donate the proceeds to the WGA?

After all, now that she makes $6 million per picture thanks to Knocked Up, a movie she decided to sh*t on recently, Heigl probably has some extra cash kickin’ around, non?

Her meteoric rise has been impressive. It takes a manipulative bitch to wrench the Sweetheart crown away from seasoned hypocrites like Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon, see?

Well played…

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