Pene Untouched
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BARELY any makeup save for some mascara and a little gloss but check out the lovely Penelope Cruz at Heathrow on Wednesday – impressive non? When so many stars look like sh-t without enhancement, Pene is actually just as cute, if not cuter, au naturel.
Also helps that she rid herself of that greasy monkey McConaughey. He’s getting nastier by the day…I don’t know what’s unsexier – a man who insists on taking his shirt off and looks for every opportunity to do so or a man who covets watching Matthew taking his shirt off but insists on hiding his gay under Katie Holmes.
Penelope may be beautiful but she has undeniably assy taste in men, and if Three Whiskers really is next on the burner, we need an intervention ahoramismo. Source
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