Why is she dancer?

Like I wrote last time, every time I see her now, the song plays in my head. 

And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…
Are we human? Or are we dancer?

They say she’s definitely dancer. Seen here leaving at the dance studio yesterday with Little Sci. 

I’m sure you’ve heard? 

Katie Holmes has been training hard, prepping for a performance on So You Think You Can Dance. Something about channeling Judy Garland. Because that’s totally what Joey Potter was all about.

There are a million qualified, hungry, aspiring dancers and it’s Katie Holmes who gets a showcase on national television…

WTF?

Obviously a ratings ploy. Tom will undoubtedly be in the audience.

But there are some chills behind this too. 

A while back there was a rumour swirling that Nigel Lythgoe was having an affair with Priscilla Presley. Where does Priscilla worship?

At the House of Xenu. 

Oh it’s always dirty. It’s always so dirty. 

And is there another ulterior motive? 

Well…as my Morley pointed out yesterday, Anne Hathaway is set to play Garland in Get Happy. But this is a town of backstabbers. Do not be surprised if Tom is pulling some strings to steal the role for his wife. It’s the least he could do. To make up for the time he spends with the pool boy.

Praise Xenu, ah-Thetan. 


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