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For Katy Perry.

Page Six reports that on Friday night, Katy Petty was spotted at a bar making out with John Mayer. After the MVAs, she and Russell Brand were at a party and ended up going at it in a corner.

It’s a like a douchebag buffet in her mouth.

Please don’t make me play Would You Rather with this one. I’m battling a cold. Don’t feel well.

Ok fine.

Check the poll:

Would you rather:

Uncover what’s under Russell Brand’s nasty pants?

Or…

Receive John Mayer’s urine?

This is Katy shopping in New York yesterday and Brand from the VMAs and John Mayer on Sunday out for dinner in Soho.


Photos from Wenn.com and Jackson Lee/Splashnewsonline.com

Katy Perry was shopping in New York, Russell Brand was at the MTV VMAs, and John Mayer was seen dining in Soho.

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