Keanu & Parker?
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According to OK! Magazine the two were canoodling at the Chateau Marmont the other day – not exactly the worst couple ever. He’s eccentric, she’s eccentric, both of a certain age…it’s all good, although nowadays looking at Keanu makes me sad
There’s a planet of hurt revolving around him. Perhaps Parker can finally make him happy, if indeed OK!’s reports holds any water.
As for that question you’re always asking… I hear from excellent sources: bisexual.
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Baby Boobs!
Angelina and Maddox in Austin yesterday where Hillary Clinton revived her presidential bid by winning both Texas and Ohio. Bitch is the new black! Amazingly enough, Angelina was not wearing black for a change. Pink for Angelina? Highly unsual. As you can see, the Second Coming has inflated Angie’sOlder
