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Nearly threw up today when I heard the disturbing rumour floating about that Keira Knightley is being considered as the next face of Chanel. Seriously y"all, Karl Lagerfeld must have burned more than just calories during his extreme diet because if this is true, Coco herself is going to rise up from the dead and shove that fan up his anorexic ass. Keira Knightley for Chanel? Please Goddess, please no.

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