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Right dress, wrong occasion. Isn’t Pirates a DISNEY movie??? Looks like Kate Beckinsale isn’t the only one with the unfortunate overdressing problem. While we’re at it…can we just talk about her makeup? It was the same thing at the Oscars – so dark and drab and morose, with those awful awful eyebrows. Now I’m no fan of Keira Knightley but I might be more open to the idea if she’d just lighten up, you know? A girl her age with her potential and with her opportunities is supposed to GLOW. Do you know how hard it is NOT to GLOW in a white dress?

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