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Keira and Rupert Friend – not sure if these were “choreographed” as well but as you can see, all is well of late with Keira’s heart as both have curbed bad habits – an exception among her peers these days, all things considered.

And while Rupe with short hair is a huge improvement, the tennis player hawk face doesn’t do it for me. Too many angles, too much Russian assassin, though I have to say, he does have the gift of Pants. You need the gift of Pants to make Man-pris work…

Dylan bought a pair in Cannes, they looked good...until he paired them with a beater tank. Nuh-uh.

But can you imagine Jake Gyllenhaal squeezing his bubble ass into a pair of Man-pris? Please…Never…EVER.

Lifetime de-quiveration, you know what I mean?


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