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So Demi Moore showed up in Spain today to promote some random product - see photos from Saving Face - and while the broad still looks great, I was shocked to see that she"s suddenly developed the "Dry Thin Lips Syndrome". Which of course, I first diagnosed in relation to that maybe not so gaybe Keith Urban. Now I"m not saying Demi should be rushing out and getting her mouth injected with a healthy dose of Jessica Simpson but given that her husband is a full decade and a half younger, it might not be such a bad idea to invest in a lip plumper, just to keep reminding us that 40 really IS the new 30.

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