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It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.

Hello, I love you, let’s get married…

This is the modern relationship.

Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. And since this is the Facebook generation, Luke announced it on his page the other day updating his status to read “engaged to Kelly Osbourne”.

He’s 18. She’s 23. An infant marrying an infant.

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