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If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know I have a juvenile addiction to animal prints on my clothes. Like, actual animals. Birds, horses, owls, marine wildlife, whatever. So I’ve been looking for a cow print something for months. I found pants... but I’m not wearing cow print pants. If I were Kate Moss or Kristen Stewart, I would totally wear cow print pants. Asian girls with stubby legs don’t wear cow print pants. I could however totally handle Kelly Rowland’s cow print sweater. And I’d pair it with leather trousers and blue suede heels too. Without pleats though. So maybe a pair of leather leggings instead. And no fringe.

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