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Oh the dreaded sateen has found its way onto Kerry Washington. Like Cameron Diaz’s Gucci, this too is a poor fit around her chest. But mostly it’s the material and the way the light is giving it all the lumps and bumps and bulges. How can any celebrity stylist look at these photos and not declare a total ban on sateen?

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