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Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off.

Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they started snapping at each other, ending their little spat with a black eyeliner faceoff before MK left with her boyfriend.

Perhaps Kiki was in such a foul mood because she’d just been rejected by…

Tom Brady???

Word is Kiki tried to work it on him but was swiftly denied.

As if.

Like, given the opportunity, I would force my husband to leave me for Gisele Bundchen …and Kiki D thought she’d have a chance?

Please.

Kiki and Shia LaBeouf…makes much more sense.

Attached – Kiki, MK, and her man in Miami.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

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