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If you’ve been reading my blog a while, you know I have an erection for Kristen Stewart’s face. She has a great face. I love looking at her face. But her makeup last night in Paris was...

Probably the worst I’ve ever seen it. 

Clammy, puffy, tired... and the hair isn’t helping. Am inclined to think she wasn’t travelling with her usual makeup artist. It’s hard when someone doesn’t know your face and is f-cking around with different shades and products. In her case a bare face would have been better. She’s 21. At that age, it almost always is.

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