The Kids’ Choice Awards happened this weekend. Not surprisingly, the kids made Noah Centineo their Favourite Movie Actor. Just for fun, let’s take a look at the other nominees in this category:

Chadwick Boseman, Black Panther
Chris Evans, Avengers: Infinity War
Chris Hemsworth, Avengers: Infinity War
Dwayne The Rock Johnson: Skyscraper
Jason Momoa, Aquaman

So if Noah’s trying to be a superhero, the kids are on board. That said, the win for him feels kinda like he’s following in the footsteps of Zac Efron, which sounds about right. 

Noah, of course, won for his performance as Peter Kavinsky in To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before. He and Lana Condor were en route to Vancouver last week so they’ve likely started work, wardrobe fittings, rehearsals etc, on PS I Still Love You, the sequel, in Vancouver. (No word on whether or not John Ambrose McClaren has been cast.) Both of them flew back to LA for the weekend though so that Lana could present to him. Who else would it be? 

And they gave the kids what they want: a long hug on stage, and Noah kissed her on the side of the head on the red carpet. He also threw down some Peter Kavinsky expressions – like that scrunched up nose smile, you know the one: 

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Why is not off-putting when he does it as Peter and so f-cking off-putting when he does it as himself?

I wonder if the kids still think they’re in love for real like Lara Jean and Peter or if they’ve wised up to the fact that it was all for publicity because in real life Lana Condor knows better than to hook up with a f-ckboy (I didn’t at her age). As we know, Lana and Noah are just friends. Noah and Joey King on the other hand…

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Joey was named Favourite Movie Actress for her work in The Kissing Booth, also a big rom-com hit for Netflix. So, basically, Joey and Noah are like the prom king and queen of Netflix and people are speculating that Joey and Jacob Elordi, her Kissing Booth costar love interest who was also her boyfriend IRL, broke up even though they’re shooting their sequel too. Jacob’s character in The Kissing Booth, by the way, is conveniently called Noah. This is the kind of young Hollywood mess that I am here for. At some point, please let there be a dance-off.