Celebrity Social Media, June 25, 2025

Lana Del Rey is performing this week and getting “slammed” (UK tabloid language) for starting 20 minutes late. Isn’t this like super late, in terms of a concert? From the comments, fans are upset by the playlist, which is another question: are artists obligated to play their biggest hits for fans paying hundreds of dollars (or pounds)? It’s the never-ending push-and-pull of fan service and artistic independence. But this is Lana, she’s not babying her audience. 

Look at this birthday photo she posted; this is not meant to be a polished and precise pop star. 

Miley Cyrus is also getting called out for allegedly ignoring a fan (I can’t make much from the video) but the fact that a star as big as Miley still attends these kinds of events is telling. Especially as fans were yelling at her to sing at a film festival event. 

I have absolutely nothing in common with Gwyneth Paltrow except this: I don’t overpack. I lay out my days and think really hard on what will get worn and how. I factor in weather, indoor/outdoor events, walking, laundry services. I pack all the way down to the outfit I will wear home on the plane. And my number one rule is this: if it doesn’t get worn at home, there is no way it is making it into a suitcase. 

Sarah Jessica Parker is promoting a wallpaper line and… is she in debt? Gambling problem? Does her family exclusively eat caviar and travel by helicopter? Her business choices are baffling. 

As MC wrote in his column this week, it’s so hard to believe that Cardi B. has only released one album, but her second is coming in September. The 7-year gap didn’t feel long because she was still releasing bangers, getting into all kinds of social media conversations, and she has two children. Cardi B. is very booked and busy. And hilarious. I love her album title. 

TMZ posted an effusive story about these two tacky hoes, calling them King and Queen. This comes after a bunch of photos of them having a foam party on a yacht. This is such loser behaviour, it’s unreal. Billionaires used to have enough shame to build libraries and museums. Now they act like Below Deck guests. “But they are so rich, why would they care what we think!” They do care. That’s why they plant these dumb stories. She will be checking her Google alerts the morning of her wedding.