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After making out with Ashley Olsen two nights in a row, Lance Armstrong turned up at the Roberto Cavalli Halloween party on Wednesday looking kinda stylin’. All over the longer darker coif and the suit, though the shoes are way too “straight dude” but then again, an athlete from Texas probably can’t rock a Beckham/Ford pointed toe, non?

Always a player, now a well dressed one…

He really is perfect for Jennifer Aniston. But would she betray Sheryl that way?

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