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So my husband is heading to Coachella for a stag. And if he can make it through a weekend of debauchery without cheating on me with some college skank, he has been given strict orders to stalk Madonna and photograph her screaming at Guy. We"ll see what happens. Have a great weekend. Fresh smut on Sunday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

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