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My new boyfriend in Paris to premiere The Departed. Am quivering...sorry, can"t help it. And you know what? Be honest. He"s kept the whiskers to a manageable trim, you can"t hear the pipsqueak, the suit is pure sex, he"s tall, there isn"t an 18 year old model in sight... What"s not to love??? I"m telling you, see The Departed - after seeing Infernal Affairs first - and then throw your daggers. Ass cuppage - you"ll love it. Photo source

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