Little body, big shoes, pose hard

Totally down with Lea Michele’s dress. And she’s totally down with her own dress. Because she’s giving herself an aneurysm posing in it. Wonder if they have to ask her to leave the step and repeat, like if some poor wrangler gets assigned the task of ahem-ing Ms Michele to make room for the 10th Kardashian. 10 points for the dress, minus 5 for the aging fringe, minus another 15 for the Try...and what about the thinnification? Many of you have emailed lately about the Thinnification.

Am attaching photos for comparison of Lea at the Teen Choice Awards in 2009 in yellow. Yeah, maybe a little. But I don’t know that it’s alarming. Yet. There is a new posing technique – an arm cock that makes the upper flesh more taut, and in combination with the body conscious clothing and the chunky heels, it’s probably elongating everything else.

But let’s talk about these Dior wedges. Lea is short. I am short. And short people + big shoes can be tricky. Look at her here. They take up half her body. It can look ridiculous, not to mention cheap. Like Bai Ling cheap. Like Chinatown girl on the hustle cheap. Like massage parlour cheap. Right? That’s what they wear.

I don’t completely hate it on Lea. But I can’t help but fixate on the size of them. Thoughts?


Photos from Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com and Jason Merritt/Frazer Harrison/Alberto E. Rodriguez/Gettyimages.com