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You know, I don’t actually hate this Marchesa as much as I’ve hated other Marchesa’s. Like this one for example on Blake Lively. Blake’s is from the same collection, only infinitely more offensive. So Lea’s the sh-t to Blake’s diarrhoea.

Besides, it’s the shoes I really have a problem with.

Why do young women insist on wearing shoes bedazzled for older ladies? Is this a Jimmy Choo thing? That would be my guess.

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