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He should smile more.

So few of his films involve smiling and when he does, as in The Departed, it’s almost like rueful smiling which doesn’t count, or smiling only during the first 5 minutes of the movie and then the world goes to pieces, and he is morose for the next 2 hours.

Look how cute he is when he smiles. Like Victoria Beckham.

Leo was shooting Inception yesterday, loose and relaxed with the crew before putting his serious face back on again to roll. He is great in that suit which is a relief. Because last week there was some bloaty pudge and, well, I can’t do Leo every day, especially not on bloaty days. And when he’s bloated he also tends to waddle. And the combination isn’t conducive to the quiver.

Keep it in a suit with a smile, we don’t have a problem.


Photos from Richard Beetham/Spalshnewsonline.com

Leonardo DiCaprio on the set of Inception

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