I’m sure everyone is getting hard about yet another collaboration between these two. I’m more excited about whether or not there’s an interesting female counterpart in this story. Will the character be underdeveloped? And what 20 year old actress will they cast? OMG, it’s so exciting, I can’t wait to find out which new face under 30 will get the opportunity to act opposite Leonardo DiCaprio! (Dlisted)

For some reason, people freaked out over Jared Leto in Rio. It’s not like you can f-cking miss him in those clothes. But also? Jared’s in Blade Runner 2049. And he’s not hanging out with Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling on the press tour because he’s the villain, the bad guy, destined to be alone, mobbed on the beach. Sure. Or maybe they can’t stand him. That’s the theory I’m going with. (Go Fug Yourself) 

James Cameron keeps talking sh-t about Wonder Woman. Like THAT’s the enemy right now. Wonder Woman. Of all the things to bitch about, why is it Wonder Woman that’s picking his ass so hard? Is it because he wants to be involved on the project? Did he try to get involved and was passed over? Because the way he’s talking, he sounds like a guy who tried to hit on a woman, got rejected, and then starts slagging her. (The Hollywood Reporter) 

Simon Cowell really, really wants to be Sir Simon Cowell. I see this situation like the cover of American VOGUE and Victoria Beckham. The more Victoria wants it, the more Anna Wintour won’t give it to her. Queens are very good at withholding. (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

Would you ever “marry yourself”? I can think of a few benefits. First, you still get the dress. And you get to be the star of your wedding show. Without sharing. As an only child, this would appeal to me. You know what appeals most though? Only one side of the family to deal with! (Jezebel) 

Oh my God I love Sarah Silverman. But also, now I’m thinking about all the sexual awakenings I had watching movies. Like almost every Rob Lowe movie in the 80s. Youngblood. I still get hard just thinking about Youngblood. It’s probably tame now compared to all the porn I’ve watched since then. But I’m not sure I’ve ever been as turned on by a porn as I was, then, by Youngblood. (Vanity Fair) 

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