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Don’t run away…

It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling.  It hurts me when you're starving. It hurts me when you’re hungry and I can’t feed you…

But who’s feeding you now?

I hear it’s still that young Irish student. Are you bringing her to the Pride & Glory premiere next week? This is presumably why you’ve just arrived at LAX. Then again, it’s not like you to splash your love all over the carpet.

Well… at least not in public.

But does she make you happy? I could make you happy. I could make you happy with Chinese food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Think about it.

Love and longing,

Lainey

Photos from Wenn.com

Letter to Colin Farrell arriving at LAX

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