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It’s like energy. You give it off. You invite. Drama. Lindsay Lohan craves drama. She cannot live without drama. So drama will always find her.

So her house was broken into again. Second time in 4 months. Her first phone call?

Daddy.

You know the father with whom she’s so close?

The same one. He’s also the new BFF of that Jon Gosselin. Great.

After he notified the cops, Michael Lohan released a statement to the press.

Naturally.

He apparently thinks it’s an “inside job”:

“I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”

Although the thieves were caught on surveillance cameras, the alarm was not set off. Which is why authorities believe it’s someone who’s been there before. Well that narrows it down. That place must be a revolving door for deliveries. Obviously not pizza.

This is Lilo skanking around today hoping you’ll feel sorry for her.

Photos from Wenn.com

Lindsay Lohan's home broken into 2nd time in 4 months

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