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STILL this child cannot find foundation to match her skin tone. And to go along with the Dirty Face, there appears to be a curious white smudge on her right cheek – some say glare from her earring, others say suspicious white powder to go along with her perennially pinned pupils, and I say this upcoming shoot with Keira Knightley is going to be very, very interesting. Can’t imagine how Lilo will manage to hold the contents of her “water bottle” in check while working with the uber-professional Knightley and a crew accustomed to meeting deadline and NOT waiting around for a blitzed-out starlet to show up on set 3 hours late. Looking forward to Dina Lohan’s litany of excuses… you? Source

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