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Look those flipflops she’s wearing. They’re...stacked. And sparkly.

I’m not only surprised she’s wearing them, I want to know how they found their way to her. Is it part of the costume? Along with that banana clip in her hair? Because in the other photos, when her hair is down, her footwear is decidedly much less... Chinese mall. I don’t get it.
 

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