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Many thanks to all of you who emailed today with info and photos and links related Daniel, Madonna"s back up dancer who I was gushing about yesterday. As they say - be careful what you wish for. Which is why I should NEVER go digging around my fantasies. After 15 short minutes of research, I have discovered two specific dealbreakers that have taken the fever out of my loins: 1. He was in a boy band 2. He calls himself "Cloud." Now I"m sure there"s a perfectly good reason for this - but sorry, I can"t yell out "oh Cloud" upon arriving at my sexual summit. It"s just not in me… And so ends my infatuation. Photo from https://daniel-campos.vze.com/

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