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This publicity photo was released by Madonna’s agents today. She’s holding baby Mercy from Malawi. As you know, Mercy is still in Malawi while Madge appeals the adoption rejection.

Needless to say, this photo of her, glowing and “angelic”, holding the child as everyone else looks miserable beside her…

The obviousness just punched me in the face. Did it punch you in the face?

And because she’s planning on expanding her brood, Madonna has just purchased a $40 million townhouse in New York – at a bargain! She paid $5 million less than the original asking price! Given how f-cking cheap she is, this probably made her very, very happy.

13 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms, an elevator, 9 fireplaces, and over 3,000 square feet of garden space alone…

Bitch!

Am so jealous!

For a year we’ve been looking for a townhouse – all we want is a little one: 2 bedrooms/2 bath (minimum) and an office, an open kitchen, a little patio for Marcus, a staircase that does not face the front door (VERY bad luck), and a main floor washroom so guests won’t have to go upstairs and see all my sh-t when they need to pee. So far this is impossible. No… actually… it’s unaffordable.


Photo from Flynetonline.com

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