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I heard she was fabulous. But enough about Madge, let"s talk about the back up dancer. I have been hot for this guy since last year at Live 8. Total loin quiveration, don"t you think? Daniel. I think his name is Daniel. And I see a hint of Bruce Lee and a lot of hot sex. Which probably means he"s gay. But if he"s not and if you know him, could you please tell him that I make very good potstickers and enjoy reading, hiking, and love dogs but not so much cats? Thank you. Hopefully he"ll call.

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