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Two for two. Second appearance in a row where she’s looked fake under too much makeup and silver has factored both times – pants previously and now heavily lidded.

Can"t believe Jennifer Lopez is now freakin" me out more than Marc Anthony. I mean ugly is one thing.  But plastic and glazed over is another matter entirely.

Is this the Xenu effect?

Is this what happens when one "concentrates on the rightness to bring more rightness?"

Robo… J Lo?

Terribly sad, isn’t it? Especially last night, when she was supposed to be receiving the Style Award from Us Weekly. Suit is perfection…but face perhaps too much so?

Also…

Confession: American Idol the other night. Did you watch the Staying Alive video? Don’t hate me, but I thought Marc lip synching and dancing was actually kinda cute. Am I Cruise?

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