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Relax. I’m not calling her big. Obviously not. Did you see those amazing shots of her cheese on the beach the other day? Click here.

What I’m saying then is that our favourite cheese only wears tight ass clothes. To the point where her cheese cannot be contained. She does this for us. She selflessly does this for us.

So check out Mimi bringing the havarti to Heathrow today and then later on at Claridge’s. Her face. Look at her face. I could look at that face all day with Karl’s voice looping in my ears and be happy and content. Karl thinks she’s disgusting. Because she has breasts.

Anyway, while Mimi is in London, Nick Cannon apparently flew back to LA to shoot spots for America’s Got Talent. You heard, right? He’s the new host of the show?

America’s Got Talent!

What?

F-ckin’ embarrassing, that’s what.

There is no shame in being a kept man if you’ve chosen to be a kept man after turning down America’s Got Talent. Seriously. It’s not like Nick Cannon is KFed Jr.


Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com

Mariah Carey arriving at Heathrow today, Mariah Carey in London at Claridge’s

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