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Mimi was at Macy’s yesterday in New York to promote her fragrance Mariah Carey Forever. “Thanks God”. It’s been a sh-tty morning. She brought out the first smile.

I mean look at her.

Look at her cheese on that carpet.

She’s no longer capable of standing up straight now, have you noticed? Her ass always has to poke. See it? It’s constantly making its own landing. Love.

So anyway, Mimi was scheduled there for a meet and greet. Her fans, including Alice (thanks Alice!) showed up to support her. She rewarded them by being over an hour late, arriving with LAPD and private security. My Mimi doesn’t come on time.

Anyway, according to Alice “in order to get her autograph, you had to buy the "Mariah Premiere Party" set that came with her Forever spray and body lotion, luscious pink spray and new album. This was $160. To get a picture with her, you had to pay $262. Yes $262 for the "Exclusive Set."

Damn. Mimi must hustle.

They’re lucky she even showed up at all.


Photos from Wenn.com

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