People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker
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Who else?
What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter?
JOY. She is JOY.
Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Come on now. You know I adore the Meem, but Beysus straight up owned it all in 2009. Please.
Still, The People invited Mimi. And Mimi delivered. I did not watch because I knew it would end up on YouTube anyway. Her inability to get up out of her seat. How Nick had to escort her to the stage. And then hang back in the wings while she took her glory.
Heyyyyyyyyyyy...
Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Splashnews.com
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