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I know it’s supposed to be Lauryn Hill and the St Francis Choir and it’s blasphemy for me to suggest imagining Mimi as the subject of the song but...

Look at her.

Our Mimi.

Look at her and tell me, don’t these lyrics apply?

Clearly as the sun above
Melts the clouds of sin and sadness
Drive the dark of doubt away
Giver of immortal gladness
Fill us with the light
Fill us with the light
Oh fill us with the light of day

It is Christmas. And at Christmas we are happy. And no one brings instant happiness like Mimi, especially when she’s celebrating Mimi Christmas, in a variety of outfits too small and too inappropriate, and this time working some throwback Vision Of Love  hair, in a black and white gingham dress, cinched with a superhero belt, and more foundation and blush than they’ve seen all year in Aspen, Colorado...

Trailed by one of her staffers HOLDING HER DOG.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joyful Joyful and Happy Christmas!

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