In Bed with Mimi and Anderson

Anderson .Paak was at Coachella this past weekend. I’m here to talk not about the performance but about what happened when he got home. 

Anderson is dating our Butterfly, Mariah Carey. It’s been a few months, since at least December, and while neither of them have really talked openly about it yet, they’ve been photographed together a few times and, well, it’s pretty obvious at this point that this is not a friendship. 

So, back to Anderson’s return from Coachella, and what he posted on IG stories last night: 

The video is set to Soul II Soul’s classic “Back to Life” and it’s Anderson in bed, getting his wristbands cut off by … well… look at those hands, there’s not a wrinkle on those hands. Her skin is perfection even though she’s ageless (but born around-ish 1969, remember she doesn’t acknowledge time) but … um… definitely 50+. That is baby skin on those youthful hands because Mimi does not lift a finger to do jack sh-t and yet here she is, holding a pair of scissors (she knows how to use them before she did 500 hours of beauty school), helping him come “back to life”, LOL. 

Our girl must be getting it good. 

Note the direction the tray is facing though – not towards him! Did he have to bring her cheese and crackers in bed first? You’re goddamn right he did. Mimi is living right now. She’s getting her vitamins and her flowers. 

And, well, if she saw what I’m about to show you next, she’s also laughing. A friend of mine sent it to me yesterday and it’s shady AF, but also hilarious, even though I have always f-cked with JLo. Still, “I don’t know her” is a gossip iconography and so with that in mind… 

Someone in the comments said that this person was hired by Mimi which is impossible but it adds to the hilarity of the moment. 

https://www.tiktok.com/@trixxsports/video/7493022487777758506?_t=ZM-8vYdnV4rdXb&_r=1

JLo is shook. You can tell she is bothered, so bothered that she forgets – and she almost never forgets – to keep it moving. It’s the only way to explain why she continues answering questions, because she cannot get over not being known. 

Here’s Mimi out for dinner with Kris Jenner the other night.