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Happiness is a rainy Friday Cheese break.

It’s Mariah Carey, of course, tottering around in Rio yesterday. Her heels were too high and the surface too uneven for her to stick her ass and tits out in her signature pose but I do love the way that security man is holding her hand for balance. Every Mimi photo is a gift, non?

Mimi honoured the fans waiting outside her hotel and signed autographs for them, in town for the Fashion Rocks event. They say hers is the most massive entourage among all attendees and that she’s rolling around in some bulletproof tank worth $400,000.

Cheese and her camel toe must be protected.


Photos from Photo Rio News/Splashnewsonline.com

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