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GOD, did I need her today.

Nothing stresses me out more than when I can’t get online. I’ve been cranky this morning. And then...

Sunshine.

My darling sunshine...

Mimi, obviously.

As I wrote the other day, it’s not really Christmas until Mimi’s in Aspen squished into a snowsuit and tottering on the ice in stilettos.

Well...

It’s time.

Mimi has high-heeled snow boots in every colour. This is not an exaggeration. I’ve actually seen them in every colour through the years. Just me or are you a little disappointed too that these are wedges? By her standards, it’s almost practical. Of course only Mimi would find a reason to stick out her ass while posing on a slippery sidewalk.

This is going to be a good day. It started sh-tty but it’s going to end awesome. Mimi gave me the sign.

Also attached -- photos Mimi posted on Instagram of Monroe and Nick, wearing her lamb slippers.

Mimi's Instagram, Mariah Carey in Aspen

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